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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is this where I type the joke?

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Yes.

^that joke a piece of shit

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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