"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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womens rights

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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asian, do math

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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