If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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