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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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