Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Girls Basketball.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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man boobs

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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