Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Women's rights

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock! Come in.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

your father died

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