Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Womens rights.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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