I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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