Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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