Pain Olympics.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Jersey Shore

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Woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

porn-hub

Women Driving.

I saw a poor man named rich

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Obama

Anti Joke

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