- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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