What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

your father died

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Welcome To Facebook

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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