Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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