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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Barack Obama

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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