- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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