a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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