- Anti Joke

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

A ginger was with his friends

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.