How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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