Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

your mother hates you

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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