Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Straight men can be bronies.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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my namew is jd

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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