Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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