What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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