- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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