Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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