So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's 4+7 47

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Turn around.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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1+1 =? Too

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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