What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Vagina ass.

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