- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Justin Bieber having an erection.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

luke moore cant pull it back

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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