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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

a retard lost...

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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