- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

men, men like men= men+bed

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Women.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??