Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Womens rights

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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