a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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