why is john so fat years of over eating

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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#scabbers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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