what is the awesomest of them all? me

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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