- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Guess what.. chicken butt

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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