what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Snausages.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Womens rights.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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AVB

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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