I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Whats better than 24? 25.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

im a dragon, no im not

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Niki Minaj's ass

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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