- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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