As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Your mom.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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