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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

YOLO.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Jews

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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