- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A: B: No pun intended.

You're Adopted.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

hey guys what's up?

Matt Damon

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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