Gorden Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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