- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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