- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

i have yougurt with tractor

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

whoa there

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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