- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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