- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

im black

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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