- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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