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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

for keeps?

The Pope

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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