Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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