- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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