Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Ms. Smoot's class

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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womens rights

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Mark Wilson

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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