- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

your mom

Donald Trump

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

KKK

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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