Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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