What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Pickles

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Women's rights.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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