Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Your mom.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Anti Joke

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