- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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