Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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How did th-A fridge.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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