Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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I lost my tractor.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Dogs in my home.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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