Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Women's Rights.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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