pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

The 13th Amendment...

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

^that joke a piece of shit

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Joay impistato is a fig

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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