- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

woman's rights

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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