- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Your mom.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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