- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

women's rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Men's Sports

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Woman's rights.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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