- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

your father died

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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