What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Stephen Walking.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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