Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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