- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Keep up the fun Nero!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

knock knock. come in.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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