jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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