Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Dylan is a person

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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