Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Whats better than 24? 25.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Knock knock. Come in.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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