There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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a ginger has a soul

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Dogs in my home.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Shit!

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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