A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Womens rights

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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