Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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BenWuzHear

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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