Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

This one sucks!

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A whale's vagina

Maturity is a virtue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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