- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Seth stock has a large penis

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Knock knock. Come in.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

i cant think of one.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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