Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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