Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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I can Nazi

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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You smell like shit

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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