What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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