- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Knock knock. Come in.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

An asian without a future.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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