- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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