- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Samantha

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Pickles

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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